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Vol. 1, Issue 8
The News Organ of Liberty City
Thursday September 6th, 2001
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== "I Love It Here!" ==
== "I Love It Here!" == <!--T:1-->


== An Interview With Donald Love ==
== An Interview With Donald Love == <!--T:2-->


=== By William Mazyck, Liberty Tree News Bureau  ===
=== By William Mazyck, Liberty Tree News Bureau  === <!--T:3-->


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September 6th 2001 5:40pm EST</translate>
September 6th 2001 5:40pm EST</translate>


{{image|love.jpg|article=September 2001/Donald Love|<translate>Liberty Tree welcomes Donald Love, newest bastion of the community.</translate>}}
{{image|love.jpg|article=September 2001/Donald Love|<translate><!--T:5--> Liberty Tree welcomes Donald Love, newest bastion of the community.</translate>}}
 
<translate>With the opening of his new website, a precursor to his entry into the world of internet television some time in 2005, Donald Love took a few minutes from his busy schedule to talk to the Liberty tree about what's in store for entertainment in Liberty City.</translate> [[September 2001/Donald Love|<translate>MORE</translate>]]


<translate><!--T:6--> With the opening of his new website, a precursor to his entry into the world of internet television some time in 2005, Donald Love took a few minutes from his busy schedule to talk to the Liberty tree about what's in store for entertainment in Liberty City.</translate> [[September 2001/Donald Love|<translate><!--T:7--> MORE</translate>]]


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== Internal Affairs Called In == <!--T:10-->


== Internal Affairs Called In ==
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September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST  
September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST  


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LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Bob Jefferson</translate>
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Bob Jefferson</translate>


{{image|stop.jpg|article=September_2001/Corruption in LCPD|<translate>LCPD earning their wage, legitimately.</translate>}}
{{image|stop.jpg|article=September_2001/Corruption in LCPD|<translate><!--T:14--> LCPD earning their wage, legitimately.</translate>}}
 
<translate>Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD.</translate> <translate>We all know that.</translate> <translate>Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket?</translate> <translate>Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion?</translate> [[September_2001/Corruption in LCPD|<translate>MORE</translate>]]


<translate><!--T:15--> Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD.</translate> <translate><!--T:16--> We all know that.</translate> <translate><!--T:17--> Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket?</translate> <translate><!--T:18--> Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion?</translate> [[September_2001/Corruption in LCPD|<translate><!--T:19--> MORE</translate>]]


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== Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again) == <!--T:20-->


== Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again) ==
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September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST  
September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST  


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LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Ken Dellamonica</translate>
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Ken Dellamonica</translate>


{{image|tunnel.jpg|<translate>Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel remains ongoing. Luckily they're paid hourly.</translate>}}
{{image|tunnel.jpg|<translate><!--T:24--> Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel remains ongoing. Luckily they're paid hourly.</translate>}}
 
<translate>The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems.</translate> <translate>First there was the financing.</translate> <translate>Then there was the leak.</translate> <translate>Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule.</translate> [[September_2001/Porter Tunnel|<translate>MORE</translate>]]


<translate><!--T:25--> The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems.</translate> <translate><!--T:26--> First there was the financing.</translate> <translate><!--T:27--> Then there was the leak.</translate> <translate><!--T:28--> Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule.</translate> [[September_2001/Porter Tunnel|<translate><!--T:29--> MORE</translate>]]


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== Spank Menace Grows. == <!--T:31-->


== Spank Menace Grows. ==
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September 6th 2001 2:10pm EST  
September 6th 2001 2:10pm EST  


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LIBERTY CITY (RS) - E. Crume</translate>
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - E. Crume</translate>


<translate>The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area.</translate> <translate>That much is well known.</translate> <translate>What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from.</translate> <translate>And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know.</translate> <translate>But they're coming up with a theory.</translate> [[September_2001/Spank|<translate>MORE</translate>]]
<translate><!--T:36--> The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area.</translate> <translate><!--T:37--> That much is well known.</translate> <translate><!--T:38--> What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from.</translate> <translate><!--T:39--> And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know.</translate> <translate><!--T:40--> But they're coming up with a theory.</translate> [[September_2001/Spank|<translate><!--T:41--> MORE</translate>]]
 


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== Cocks Stuff Beavers == <!--T:43-->


== Cocks Stuff Beavers ==
== Cocks 3 - 0 Beavers == <!--T:44-->
 
== Cocks 3 - 0 Beavers ==  


== American Soccer League Special ==  
== American Soccer League Special == <!--T:45-->


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September 6th 2001 1:00pm EST  
September 6th 2001 1:00pm EST  


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LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Frederic Pierce</translate>
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Frederic Pierce</translate>


<translate>Two local teams went head to head, but there was only one outcome at Bush Stadium yesterday.</translate> <translate>The Cocks creamed the Beavers, with a display of power finishing and aggression that the Beavers had no answer for.</translate> <translate>It was wham, bam, and thank you Ma'am, as the Cock's Iranian striker, Ma'am, scored three times, after powerful thrusts down the wing and some very clever approach work through the middle.</translate> <translate>Each time he bored down on the Beavers they had no answer to his questions, mainly because they were posed in Arabic.</translate>
<translate><!--T:49--> Two local teams went head to head, but there was only one outcome at Bush Stadium yesterday.</translate> <translate><!--T:50--> The Cocks creamed the Beavers, with a display of power finishing and aggression that the Beavers had no answer for.</translate> <translate><!--T:51--> It was wham, bam, and thank you Ma'am, as the Cock's Iranian striker, Ma'am, scored three times, after powerful thrusts down the wing and some very clever approach work through the middle.</translate> <translate><!--T:52--> Each time he bored down on the Beavers they had no answer to his questions, mainly because they were posed in Arabic.</translate>
 


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a word from our sponsors

"I Love It Here!"

An Interview With Donald Love

By William Mazyck, Liberty Tree News Bureau

September 6th 2001 5:40pm EST

With the opening of his new website, a precursor to his entry into the world of internet television some time in 2005, Donald Love took a few minutes from his busy schedule to talk to the Liberty tree about what's in store for entertainment in Liberty City. MORE


a word from our sponsors

Internal Affairs Called In

Liberty Tree News Bureau

September 6th 2001 4:30pm EST

LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Bob Jefferson

Corruption continues to bedevil the LCPD. We all know that. Which of us hasn't bribed our way out of a speeding ticket? Who amongst our wives and girlfriends hasn't flirted shamelessly, showing her leg, or bra strap or more, in order to save our bacon when we're in trouble for tax evasion? MORE


a word from our sponsors

Porter Tunnel Delayed (Again)

Liberty Tree News Bureau

September 6th 2001 3:20pm EST

LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Ken Dellamonica

Tunnel.jpg
Pan-Lantic construction on Portland Tunnel remains ongoing. Luckily they're paid hourly.

The long delayed Porter Tunnel project, linking Liberty City's two island boroughs, Staunton and Portland has been beset by problems. First there was the financing. Then there was the leak. Then there was the spate of corruption scandals involving slush funds, back-handers, fore-handers and more handers that have meant the project has always been destined to come in over budget and over schedule. MORE


a word from our sponsors

Spank Menace Grows.

No New Information.

Liberty Tree News Bureau

September 6th 2001 2:10pm EST

LIBERTY CITY (RS) - E. Crume

The new street menace, SPANK, is running riot in Liberty City, and has been blamed for the rise in crime across the entire metropolitan area. That much is well known. What police and other government agencies interested in that sort of thing had no idea about was where the SPANK was coming from. And, we've got to be honest, they still don't know. But they're coming up with a theory. MORE


a word from our sponsors

Cocks Stuff Beavers

Cocks 3 - 0 Beavers

American Soccer League Special

Liberty Tree News Bureau

September 6th 2001 1:00pm EST

LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Frederic Pierce

Two local teams went head to head, but there was only one outcome at Bush Stadium yesterday. The Cocks creamed the Beavers, with a display of power finishing and aggression that the Beavers had no answer for. It was wham, bam, and thank you Ma'am, as the Cock's Iranian striker, Ma'am, scored three times, after powerful thrusts down the wing and some very clever approach work through the middle. Each time he bored down on the Beavers they had no answer to his questions, mainly because they were posed in Arabic.


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