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A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole. [[October_2001/8 ball|MORE]] | |||
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== Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration == | |||
Liberty Tree News Bureau | |||
October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST | |||
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Amy Salzburg | |||
{{image|story2.jpg|article=October 2001/Oriental Gentleman|Strange, old Asian man}} | |||
The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country. [[October 2001/Oriental Gentleman|MORE]] | |||
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== Have You Seen This Woman? == | |||
Liberty Tree News Bureau | |||
October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST | |||
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Kelly Sue DeConnick | |||
{{image|story3.jpg|article=October 2001/Dominican Woman|Have YOU seen her?}} | |||
FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years. [[October 2001/Dominican Woman|MORE]] | |||
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== Liberty Tree Wins Award. == | |||
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Liberty Tree News Bureau | |||
October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST | |||
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Adam Tedman | |||
The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. [[October 2001/Liberty Tree Wins Award|MORE]] | |||
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== DOG BAN UPHELD == | |||
Liberty Tree News Bureau | |||
October 18th 2001 1:00pm EST | |||
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Gregory Lau | |||
If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city. [[October 2001/Dog Ban|MORE]] | |||
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Revision as of 11:27, 11 May 2019
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18 oktoober 2001 15:22 EST
A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole. MORE
Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Amy Salzburg
The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country. MORE
Have You Seen This Woman?
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Kelly Sue DeConnick
FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years. MORE
Liberty Tree Wins Award.
No New Information.
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Adam Tedman
The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. MORE
DOG BAN UPHELD
Liberty Tree News Bureau
October 18th 2001 1:00pm EST
LIBERTY CITY (RS) - Gregory Lau
If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city. MORE
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