October 2001

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Another Punch in the Gut for Organized Crime

By Peter Armstrong, Liberty Tree News Bureau

October 18th 2001 3:22pm EST

Baldheaded, but not slick enough, moments before the raid

A local hoodlum and criminal yesterday found out that after a lifetime of fast living, "bling and bitches" (platinum jewelry and loose women), crime really does not pay, after he was sent down for a long time, with no option of parole. MORE

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Elderly Asian Man Held After Failing to Satisfy Immigration

Liberty Tree News Bureau

October 18th 2001 4:30pm EST

Strange, old Asian man

The elderly Asian man who had caused a lot of confusion at our over-worked immigration service is due to be deported later this month after failing to satisfy the INS that he had a valid reason for entering the country. MORE

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Have You Seen This Woman?

Liberty Tree News Bureau

October 18th 2001 3:20pm EST

Have YOU seen her?

FBI sources claim a well-known female bank robber and stick up merchant may now be operating in the Liberty City area. The picture above is of a mysterious and very dangerous female, police believe to be connected to a number of bank robberies in the southwest over the past three years. MORE

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Liberty Tree Wins Award.

No New Information.

Liberty Tree News Bureau

October 18th 2001 2:10pm EST

The Liberty tree has been rightly rewarded again for our standards of excellence and commitment to delivering a quality newspaper to your door every day. MORE

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DOG BAN UPHELD

Liberty Tree News Bureau

October 18th 2001 1:00pm EST

If there's one thing you'll never see fouling the streets of Liberty City, it's a dog. The city council have voted overwhelmingly to uphold the ban on dog ownership in our city. MORE

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